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No Snowflake Policy

So here it is in a nutshell-
NO DRAMA ALLOWED ON OUR LAND, OUR INBOX, OUR PHONES, SOCIAL MEDIA, OR GOOGLE. PERIOD.
WE'RE SERIOUS ENOUGH TO USE WORDS LIKE "DEFAMATION", "HARASSMENT", AND WILL PROCEED THROUGH A COURT OF LAW IF NEED BE. OUR ATTORNEY CAN BE CONTACTED AT (404) 891-1402
IF YOU NEED THAT EXPLAINED FURTHER.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
If you do not like or agree with our cancellation policy, or any policy for that matter, DO NOT BOOK WITH US.
We do not have time.

WE DO NOT ENDORSE OR PARTICIPATE IN "WOKE CULTURE". DON'T EXPECT TO FIND IT HERE, DON'T EXPECT US TO PUT UP WITH IT. 
We do not call people by anything other than "he", "she", "you", "ma'am", "sir", or your name. That's the way it is.
We believe in God, guns and Jesus. Self-sovereignty, Constitutional America, and our flag is what we stand for.

 

NO MASKS ALLOWED ON OUR LAND AT ANY TIME. YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE.

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS/CANCELLATION
If you have to cancel, we are sorry to hear that. However, there are no exceptions to our policies as written. Our time and availability is valuable and limited. That means you will not get to reschedule, or get refunded. We do not hand out excuses here. Not for "COVID", not because your pet rat Stinky died, not because you were detained by the Secret Service, stuck in a foreign land, had any variety of manufactured "plague" the deep state is playing this year, broke a nail, or went on tour with The Grateful Dead..... yes, we've heard ALL the excuses. And we've been burned way too many times to continue being "nice", aka a doormat, to offer any other policy. Just because we teach Christ Consciousness and about God doesn't mean we are required to become the world's doormat.

OUR WRANGLERS ARE USUALLY OPEN CARRYING A PISTOL
If that offends you, freaks you out, makes you nervous, this isn't the place for you. We are riding in WILD HABITAT, not indoors. Not in a sandy arena. There could be a dangerous creature encountered on the trail. Just because we haven't seen one, doesn't mean we won't ever. Aside from that, every person on the property is encouraged to use their 2nd Amendment right simply "because they want to". That's good enough for us.

WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID- IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR DON'T LIKE ANY OF OUR POLICIES, DO NOT BOOK WITH US! WE WOULD RATHER YOU JUST STAY "SAFE" AT HOME.

FOR THE REST OF YOU- WE'RE HAPPY TO WELCOME YOU AS OUR GUESTS. BOOK HERE

WE OFTEN USE "TRIGGER WORDS" LIKE FREEDOM, WU-FLU, TRUMP, FAUCISM, TREASON, FLY THE AMERICAN FLAG PROUDLY, AND SPEAK AGAINST COMMUNISM/SOCIALISM AND THE CLOWNS THAT GO WITH THAT INDOCTRINATION IF IT COMES UP. YOU MAY HEAR THINGS IN CONVERSATION LIKE THAT. IF IT BOTHERS YOU, STAY HOME.






For the "Carpetbaggers"

AKA Bureaucrats

Legal Notice

NO
TRESPASSING

TO ALL PERSONS, OFFICERS, AND GOVERNMENTAL AGENCIES
INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: FEDERAL OFFICERS OF THE
IRS, HEW, HUD, ENVIRONMENTAL, HEALTH, SOCIAL SERVICE
WORKERS AND OTHER UNCONSTITUTIONAL AGENCIES: AND
TO ALL LOCAL MEMBERS OF PLANNING AND ZONING BOARDS:

TITLE 18 U.S.C. SEC. 241, 242 TITLE 42 U.S.C. SEC. 1983, 1985, and 1986

WARNING

YOU ARE HEREBY ADVISED OF THE
FOLLOWING FEDERAL CRIMINAL LAW

"If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any citizen in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or the Laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or

If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with the intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured -

They shall be fined not more than $10,000 or imprisoned not more than ten years or both: and if death results, they shall be subject to imprisonment for any term of years or for life."

LAND USE FEE $5,000 PER PERSON
PER DAY, OR ANY PART THEREOF

Our land will be defended by any means necessary.

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